PASTOR DAN – Episodes 1 & 2

Please read this for the main time till I’m chanced to post the other one. thanks.

Episode 1 (18+)

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After many years of searching for job without finding any,i decided to go into pastor work,as it was tamed one of the most lucrative job at of that time.

 

The only problem i will be having for the main time was to be dedicated and also stop being a flirt. If award was to be given,i believed i will be given the “best flirt of the year”.

 

Seriously speaking , I was a long time and professional flirt. if i have not seen what is under your  skirt, sister  am not letting go of you . well let me leave these for the main time.

 

Since I knew I wasn’t good enough to be a pastor I decided to start from somewhere. The first option that came into my mine was really good and I embrace it at once.

 

I decided to first of all become an usher in the church,so i could learn more things from the pastors in my church.

 

That was my first plan. after maybe learning enough i will them go to the bank and collect loan. maybe when i become a pastor then i will think of the next step to take which was to stop being a womanizer.

 

On Wednesday morning,i went to our pastor to request for permission of being an usher and also my decision of becoming a pastor.

 

I when to him directly and luckily he was in his office.

 

me: **kon kon kon**

 

I knocked on the door.

 

Pastor musty:(from inside)yes sister Mary come in.

 

Me:**from outside**pastor it is me Daniel o.

 

Pastor musty:oh sorry come in the door is open.

 

Wait o, e be like say these pastor too na big time flirt. Anyway make i just pretend as if i no hear wetin him talk.

 

Me: **enter inside**good day pastor**I bow a little with my hands in my back**

 

Pastor musty**without looking at me**good day my boy pls take your seat .

 

Me:**for my mind**sir you mean say make i carry the chair go my house.

Me:thank you  sir

 

Pastor musty: you are welcome 

 

The man continue what he was doing without looking at me. they was a grave silence between  us and even a pin drop could be heard.

 

After about seven minute of silent there was a knock outside.

 

Pastor musty**raise his head for the first time since i came in**sis Mary come in.

 

Come no be the second time i dey hear sister Mary?

 

Episode 2

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The Supposed Miss Mary Flipped The Door Open And Came In.

 

In The Process Of Her Locking The Door,i Used That Time To Access Her From Head To Toe.

 

She Wore A Skimpy Short Skirt Which Stop Just Below Her Kneel Level.

She Wore That Kind Shirt Wey Them The Call Show Me your  Back on top One Kind Find Necklace Like That.

 

Brothers Her Backyard No Be Here O.When I Mean She Package Ehm you  Go Soon Understand.I Used My Corner Eye To Look At Pastor Musty,he Was All On Smile And Looking At Something.

 

I Trace His Eyes And I Was Surprised When I Saw That His Eyes Were On Her Big a$$ .

 

Chaill These Pastor Bad. No Wonder Reekados Banks Say Your Poblem Dey For Your Back O.

 

Miss Mary Lock The Door And Turn Her Face And Face Me And I Got The Greatest Shoke Of My Life.

 

The Same Lady That I have  Been Toasting For More That Two Month Was The One Here In My Pastor Office With The Shortest Bum Short I have  ever dreamt Of.

 

The same girl Wey The Form Horlie Than Thou For Church Na Her Be These For My Pastor Office, Unbelieveable.

 

Shock Was Boldly Written In Her Eyes The Moment She Saw Me. Though I Was Also Shocked,but I Hide It,and Fake A Smile.

 

I Glance At Pastor Musty And He Was Still Smiling Like A New Born Fowl. I Wanted Standing Up And Leaving The Office But It Was As If My Legs Were Pin To The Ground

 

Mary:**fake Smile**morning Pastor

 

Pastor Musty:morning My Dear

 

Mary:ehm…Pastor I Will Check On you  Later.I Can See You are busy.

 

Pastor Musty:**chewing The Back Of His Pen**yeah Actually I Was Busy But Am Done**turn To Me**ehm…Daniel Pls Can U Give Me At least Thirty Minute Pls I Will Get Back To You When Am done. And lest before I forget don’t I Repeat don’t check on me till I send for You Am I Making Sense At All.

 

Me**angry**:but Sir I….

 

Pastor Musty:**pointing His Hand Towards The Door**sheeee No But Used The Door.

 

I Stormed Out Of The Office In Anger I Couldn’t Believe The Pastor Send Me Out Of His Office Just Because Of A Woman.

 

Now The Words Of My Literature Teacher Back Them In Secondary School Flash Back To Me:

 

“you see children in these live women can some time help your destiny and can also some times destroy your destiny. so beware of the type of woman you follow. a mother can used twenty years to train a child in the way of the lord but a girl can make him stupid within two minute.”

 

these means say my pastor don stupid na yansh go ki*ll the man. I dey talk of person what of me?

 

what happened next?

find out in the next exciting episode of Pastor Dan.

 

brought to you by: peasant Daniel

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