Water Strike – Episode 9

Water Strike – Episode 9

(My mate)

Few Days Later**

 

(Emeka, dressed up looking smart, he was about going for lectures that afternoon, when he came in contact with Bola. The rest guys were already in school, having their afternoon lectures)

Bola: Fine bobo….erm..what is that your name again..please wait (She hurried up to meet up with him)

Emeka: Erm, please be fast with what you want to say, cause I’m late for lectures

Bola: hanhah, can’t you wait for a fine girl like me to finish what I want to say ehhnn (She smiled twirling round for him to see)

Emeka: I beg your pardon, what do you mean (he frowns)

Bola: well, what I meant was that…haven’t you been noticing the eyes I have been giving you since ehnn

Emeka: heheehie, just shut up there, which eyes is that one…ehn..you this small girl. Instead of you to be in the kitchen helping your mum, you are here toasting a guy, what has come over you

Bola: O boy leave that thing…I am not a small girl oo. I’m 20 years already

Emeka: 20 years with no sense, Bola, please I have lectures to attend, leave my way

Bola: No oo, I will not leave here (she folded her arms on her bre@st)

Emeka: What do you mean, do you want me to kick you out of my way…what’s all this now..ok what do you want

Bola: Ehnhen, now you are talking…ok..i want you to kiss me (she grinned)

Emeka: Haaaaaa

Baby Sussi: (Coming out from her hiding place where she has been listening to their conversation) haargh Bola….bola…you are a witch….

Bola: Heei, Who call you to this matter..wetin you dey find?

Emeka: (still in shock) what sort of human being are you, you want me to sell my expensive kiss to you, are you daft?

Baby Sussi: Ask erm ooo. Hmmm if you love yourself don’t follow this Bola ooo, bola is a witch oooo, like her mama

Bola: Ahhh, Baby sussi, you…call me witch…okay na…we shall see the real witch…ashawo (prostitute) (she cursed and went her way)

Emeka: Wonders shall never end in this compound

Baby Sussi: Yess oo my brother…..don’t mind her jare…it’s all the fine boys in this compound that she want to take, you will not be among her list ooo. Lia lia

Emeka: hmm, I’m late for lectures already, let me run along, bye….(He muttered and left. She kept on staring at him till he exit the compound)

Baby Sussi: Hmmm, that boy is fine oo, haa, imagine..no pimples. Ehn….and that stupid bola want to use her charm to catch him…when a whole Baby Sussi like me is here….any way we shall see

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*IN THE EVENING*

(The boys arrive from lecture classes, laughing and gisting over what happened between the lecturer and a student, as they stride into the compound. Baby Sussi, alighted from a motorcycle and joined them in their chat)

Douglas: (Holding her shoulder) Baby Sussi, baby sussi, ahnahn, so you get money to enter bike, you kon leave your guys to dey trek under this sun

Baby Sussi: Which kain money be dat one. Woo I no get money ooo, it is the okada man that just help me jare

Segun: Oh e be like say I know that guy, Baby sussi?

Baby Sussi: Ehn?

Segun: Is that guy not your customer

Baby Sussi: Which customer, that yeye guy..mtcheewwww, shin shin like this em no get; that one is not my customer oo

James: But he sha carry you for free, he did not collect money from you. So it means that the guy definitely likes you

Baby Sussi: (Laughs sarcastically) Hennn, God forbid…even if he loves me…I no go gree ooo

James: (Smiling sheepishly) Why, if I may ask

Baby Sussi: (Blushing) Well, because I have saw one fine bobo like that, and I like him

Douglas: Heeiii at last oo, baby sussi has seen the bone of her bone

Segun: Abi oo,,…

James: So who is this lucky guy naw, the guy that stole your precious heart?

Baby Sussi: (Still blushing) Haa, he is a fine bobo oo, is just that one stupid girl want to take him away from me (She frowns)

James& Douglas: Eyaaaaa

(Emeka kept on walking to the front, not interested in the chit chat they were having. He sighted bola running from her father’s apartment towards them. He was about giving way for her to pass, when she suddenly hugs him tight not letting go. This made Baby Sussi furious as she landed a heavy slap across Bola’s face)

Emeka: What’s all this for Christ sake

Baby Sussi: Useless girl, instead of you to go to that garage and find small boys like your mate, you dey come hug this fine bobo…stupid fool (She yelled, as bola returned the slap landing it on her face) Yee yee, bola…you slap me…haaa…bola you are death…you are death ooo

Segun: Wait o, which death…is bola death?

James: (Referring to segun, who was laughing at Baby Sussi’s English) Guy stop that joke, let’s settle this girls

Douglas: Bola, what is it now, leave Emeka alone naw

Bola: No, I will not leave him alone oo, he is my mate, and this stupid Baby sussi want to steal him from me…I will not gree oo

James, Douglas & Segun: Mate???

James: Wait a sec Emeka, what is she talking about

Emeka: Guy help me here o, I don’t know…I swear…this girl is something else, tell her to let go of me

(He said, trying to free his hand off her grip. Baby Sussi also came and hold his other hand, as they drag him to themselves)

Baby Sussi: Haaa, Emeka, you are mine o, don’t mind this bola ooo (she said, still pulling him towards herself)

Emeka: ok fine, fine, please leave me alone you girl, please!!!

Bola: You are not going anywhere, until you choose between the both of us. Tell me Emeka, who is more beautiful among the both of us…ehn..this Baby sussi that look like a pig

Baby Sussi: Haaa, me..pig…with all this things that I carry. Look at my backyard, can’t you see my frontage. Everything dey there, set and soft..not like this panla fish that has only bone in her bumbum, flat nash

Bola: Shut up joor, simple english you cannot speak…and you are a university student oo

Baby Sussi: Haaa bola, you have pass your boundary oo, you have pass it oo. Who tell you sey I no sabi English. Me that is a professional in english…you speak English reach me?? ehn, you that use to talk cut and nail…Emeka, I am the best…even God has ordained the both of us to be husband and wife

Emeka: (Angrily pulling off his hand) God forbid, it is not the God I serve that ordain it ooo, thunder fire the both of you

(He yelled at them and hurriedly went into his room. The other guys couldn’t control their laughter, instead of them helping to resolve the issue, they were busy laughing, as they headed to the room, leaving Baby Sussi and Bola to rain curses on each other.  A fight began with Baby Sussi knocking Bola to the ground, jerking off her hair)

Baby Sussi: Haa Bola, you don die today…I go show you say I be calabar girl (She groan, sending pouches to bola’s face who screamed for help)

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TBC

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Happy new month Lovelies

I pray that this month brings us joy and happiness

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Love Y’all

Vickie Dora

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