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The Chronicle Of Carl and Kenny

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The chronicle of Carl and Kenny

A couple of kindergarteners catching a cancerous kidney disease

Downing cups of crown royal and consuming cocaine keys

Now the cantankerous kids are coppin’ a tank

Thinkin’ it should be a piece of cake conning a bank

Until they get carried away and kick a Karen in the face

Then the cops cut in and a calamitous catastrophe occurs

Carl calls out to Kenny “kill the cops!” and Kenny concurs 

Kenny kills while Carl takes the cash

Kenny cries cause he gets caught with a cap

But Carl couldn’t care to give a crap

Carl scampers to the exit while Kenny continues crawling 

Kenny can’t conceive that Carl ignored his calling

Kenny cocks his Glock and unloads it in Carls back 

This kids is why you should never skip class

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