Corruption – Episode 11
Corruption – Episode 11
© Akoto Alexander
On Phone:
Hon. Johnson: Hello darling, are you already in the house?
Mrs Johnson: Am now on the way to pick the girls from school, why is there a problem?
Hon. Johnson: Oh I won’t say there is a problem but just a slight change of plans. The vice president just called me that, His Excellency wants to see me this evening.
Mrs Johnson: But honey you know we have a family get to gather this evening. You know today is also Joan’s birthday which you forgot to wish her happy birthday before she left for school, she complained bitterly when I was driving them to school this morning. I had to frame a story up for her to be okay, I told her you were having a surprise for her that is why you didn’t bother to wish her happy birthday.
Hon. Johnson: (feeling bad) Darling thanks for covering up for me, it’s just unfortunate I might get home late this evening and I can’t keep you ladies up all night long. Mmmmm how much money do you think will be enough for you to get something nice for her on our behalf?
Mrs Johnson: Honey is not all about money all the time, you promised during your campaigning time that after the elections you were going to devote much time for us but it seems things have rather moved from bad to worse. At least during the campaigning time we were seeing you much often in the house during the night but now you leave the house very early and return very late when the girls are far asleep. Jade’s birthday you promised and disappointed her, today is Joan’s birthday and she is also going to cut her birthday cake without you around. Sweetheart we are loosing you and we need you around us.
Hon. Johnson: My love am very sorry for making you ladies go through this but I promise and I cross my heart, when the girls vacate I will take time off for us to go on a 2 weeks vacation in any part of the world that you want. Whether Paris, Bahamas, Dubai, Kenya, South Africa or any part of the world that you want. It is because of you ladies that is why I am working myself out day and night, I just want the best for you in the future. When the call ends I will send you two thousand cedis so that you get something nice for my birthday girl. Please cook something up for me so that she won’t feel sad, I will make it up to you ladies. I have to go now because I am preparing my report for this evening’s meeting with the president. I love you and my little ladies very much.
Mrs Johnson: I love you too my king, my regards to the president when you meet him later in the evening.
Hon. Johnson: I will convey your message to him my first lady of the Johnson empire. I will see you later in the evening and sorry for making you go through all this stress, I will tell your story to some people one day about how good a wife you are to me. I love you.
Mrs Johnson: I love you more my king (call ends).
Hon. Johnson: (talking to himself) Becky sorry for this but a man has to explore a little, the kind of wife that you are, I can’t take you through that wide things those girls experience. I promise never to make you lack any material thing, for my girls they will be okay so far as we shower them with money and gifts.
Back at the office of Hon. Nortey:
Hon. Nii Nortey: (hears a knock on his door) Yes come inside.
Secretary: Sir please the letters you asked me to type are very ready and the memos you asked me to circulate has also been done. The director for federal roads is in the conference room together with all the board members. Sir are you alright? Sir please did you hear what I said? (taps him)
Hon. Nii Nortey: (lost in his thought) Oh yes Jasmine, what were you even saying?
Secretary: Sir I came to alert you that everyone is sitted and we are waiting for you in the conference room. Please sir, are you okay?
Hon. Nii Nortey: Am very fine, mmmmm I was drafting some letters somewhere in the sofa opposite my desk kindly search through the papers on the centre table and get me that paper.
Secretary: (bends to search for the paper) Sir please it’s only magazines that are packed here, am not seeing any paper here.
Hon. Nii Nortey: (enjoying himself watching his secretary a$$) Keep searching my dear, I left it there 2days ago and it will help me take a decision today at the meeting.
Secretary: Sir I have gone through every magazine here and there is no paper here. Sir looking at the time, we are 15minutes late for this very meeting.
Hon. Nii Nortey: Okay Jasmine, go and get ready for the meeting. I will be in the conference room in 5minutes time.
Secretary: Sir I am ready so I will go to the conference room and inform the members that you are on your way. (walks out)
Hon. Nii Nortey: (talking to himself) This secretary of mine is well endowed both front and back, look at how big her buttocks were point at me when I deliberately made her bend to search for nothing. I have to drill and smash that heavy a$$ before I am taken out of this office, you know you can’t trust politicians and reshuffling can take place anytime.
Later in the Evening at the Club House:
Hon. Nii Nortey: Mmm waiter get me a very chilled beer and I mean Club beer then add 4shots of Kpok3k3 with cubes to it. Make it fast.
Waiter: Okay sir, your order will be ready soon.
Hon. Johnson: (walks in) Good evening bro, have you been here for long because I didn’t see your car parked at the usual spot.
Hon. Nii Nortey: Good evening Johnson, I got here not too long ago and talking about the car, I have sent the driver and my bodyguard to get us some new roses from the university campus. That guy is a baaaaaaaad guy, if you see the pictures of some hot girls she showed me on his phone erh, my brother you will ask if those girls even sh*t at all?
Hon. Johnson: Bro which guy are you talking about?
Hon. Nii Nortey: I am talking about my police bodyguard, he gave me a point and ki*ll offer where I selected 2 girls from the start, if the once I chose proves to be good then I will terminal the deal I have with that fool. I chose a tall and dark girl for you who has a very nice guitar shape, you know I know your taste so don’t worry koraa, they will be here in no time.
Hon. Johnson: I hope she is dark all out, last time one of the girls that you chose for me had a coca cola body with fanta hands and legs. If not for that powerful aphrodisiac that you gave me like I will walk her out of my suite. Charlie the aphrodisiac was powerful, I stood on the girls for over an hour and still I wasn’t ejaculating. Am sure those girls got cuts down there because the place got so dry and I was still trusting without mercy, infact I got a very good deal because it was a value for money affair.
Hon. Nii Nortey: I told you I will give your a lasting solution to that ailment, I can imagine the moans and sound that was coming from your suite.
Hon. Johnson: Guy stop, that girl with the coca cola body and fanta legs and hands was a hell of screamer, as I was trusting deep she increased her screaming tempo but she knows how to use her waist. I could have signed my death warrant without thinking twice when she jumped on me, I thought it was only francophone girls who knew how to twist and turn their waist like that. Before I forget, the power left in me that morning was transferred to my wife when I got home, entering into the bedroom she was wearing some hot underwear I bought for her when I last travelled to Paris. Charlie I gave it to her and immediately she went to sleep after the showdown and do you know the funny thing, she woke and labelled that game victory bout. She kept asking what I had drunk or consumed for that strength and action.
Hon. Nii Nortey: Hahahahaha so did you tell her anything?
Hon. Johnson: Am I mad to reveal my source of strength to my wife or any woman.
Waiter: Sir please I have brought your order. Honourable welcome please what should I give you? Will you go for your usual?
Hon. Johnson: No get me fruit juice and grilled pork. Haven’t eaten anything since morning so I will go slow this evening and please make it fast. When you are done, go to the car at your car park and ask my boys what they want.
Waiter: I will do that and your order will be in even before you imagine. (walks away)
Hon. Nii Nortey: Bro I summoned you here purposely for something more important and pressing. You know in our line of work, tomorrow is never guaranteed, our man can throw in a reshuffle at any given time.
Hon. Johnson: (makes a serious face) What are you driving at? Break it down for my understanding please.
Hon. Nii Nortey: Since you became a minister, how much do you have in your account? Wait let me rephrase my question, how much money have you been able to divert into your account?
Hon. Johnson: Divert from where? You know the salary I take as a member of Parliament, you know our “boss” has scrapped away all allowances we enjoy and we are not paid anything extra as ministers.
Hon. Nii Nortey: That is the reason why you must open and shine your eyes very well. The foolish mistakes our parents did must not repeat itself on us, I promised myself long time ago even before I entered into active politics that I won’t settle for less. I have already gotten my first million dollar into my offshore account and I am looking forward to seal a deal that will fetch me 3.5millon dollars.
Hon. Johnson: Whaaaaaat? But how did you do that magic?
Hon. Nii Nortey: Bro are you a visitor in Jerusalem? See the Agriculture Ministry is one of the most lucrative ministry where there is no pressure or attention. You have to grab the bull by the horn and do things now that you are the boss over there.
Waiter: (walks in) Boss your order is in and I spiced the pork just the way you like it. I added extra onions and sliced carrot to it.
Hon. Johnson: That is why we can’t stop coming here, you know how exactly to do things for us and if your boss losses you here, she should know she has lost some loyal customers which is us. Please go and serve my boys in the car, they might be starving by now.
Waiter: Right away sir, I will go for their order right this moment. Please enjoy the spicy grilled pork specially made for you by chef Watara. (walks away)
Back at Village:
Twum Boafo: (whispers) Adjoa please spread your legs for me, junior is fast asleep and I want to visit your golden palace.
Mrs Twum Boafo: (releases a loud hiss) You are jokingly joking, you want to do what? Visit where?
Twum Boafo: (talks in a low tone) Please lower your voice, you might wake junior up.
Mrs Twum Boafo: I will scream for the entire village to hear of us if you touch me again. You want to enjoy something you have stopped watering, until you take me out of this dilapidated place you won’t even see my pant not to talk about my beads. That golden palace as you call it has been closed down until further notice, nonsense!!! I suffered before I went to sleep in this hot weather, please for harmony sake don’t wake me up again to demand for sex because it won’t happen here so long as we find ourselves here.
Twum Boafo: Adjoa Abrefi are you for real? Are you now giving me restrictions as to where I can go and where I can’t go? Have you forgotten I am your lawful wedded husband and that I can have you any time, any how and any where I want it.
Mrs Twum Boafo: That was when we were living in the house you married me into and not this backyard kitchen that we find ourselves in. If you want a taste of that thing in between my legs then you know what to do…………
Is Mrs Twum Boafo doing the right thing in her marriage?
Should a woman use sex as bait when all is not going well in her marriage?
What advice will you give to Twum Boafo and all men going through a similar problem?
To be continued
