Opana – Episode 34
Opana – Episode 34
© Akoto Alexander
Quincy: Hey I don’t have…..
Unknown Person: (cuts in) I don’t take chilled water so you can relax, I just need a glass of water from the tape, or you won’t allow me enter your kitchen also?
Michael Ansah: God I hope am safe behind this fridge? God please save me from this guys and I promise not to poke my nose into anyone’s issue again, I promise to be a good guy and stay in my lane to avoid any further problems from bad people like the ones in this room.
Unknown Person: Please where have you kept your glasses inside the your kitchen because I can’t see some over here on your cabinet?
Quincy: Let me come and help you since you won’t find it if I tell you where it is. (walks into the kitchen and moves to a shelf close to the fridge and finds Kwaku Mike hiding behind the fridge from the bad guys)
Michael Ansah: (almost screaming because he thinks the bad guys were the ones who had entered the kitchen) Please don’t let the bad guys see me here or else that will be the end of us.
Unknown Person: My guy why can’t you get the glass or I should get it myself since am taller than you.
Quincy: Oh don’t worry I will be able to get it, now here it is (stands infront of the place Kwaku Mike is hiding so that the bad guys won’t see him)
Unknown Person: Hey thanks for your time and patience, come and lock your door as we take leave and I beg you to take it easy with your woman inside there because from the way you are driving us away you might tear her beads when you get her. Anytime we pass by in this area we will check up on you.
Quincy: Hahaha I hear you bro, I wish you a fruitful search as you go about looking for that idiot who attacked your boss but please take it easy on him and let the law take it course by sending him to the police station for him to be prosecuted by the law.
Unknown Person 2: (hisses at what he heard from Quincy) Mtcheeeeeeeeeeew who has got time for those people in black khaki uniform, they will release him shortly after we have left him in their custody. For me I don’t trust them so I go with the instant justice gallore, I will personally deal with him in a way that he won’t forget anytime soon. I will slap him left right centre and back.
Quincy: Ayooooo I have heard you, now go for me to lock my door because I have got any unfinished business I have inside there.
Unknown Person: Hahahahaha men at work.
Quincy: So keep left for there is a road diverson ahead.
Unknown Person: Guys let’s go for we have a mission to accomplish and should we waste much time here we might lose our chances of getting that idiot. My guy thank you very much for everything. (they step out of the house and Quincy locks his door)
Michael Ansah: (comes out from his hiding place and does a cross sign on his face) Ah Quincy you are rockstar and a great actor, I will take you to Hollywood to get you a role so you act with the like of Iddris Elba and Abraham Attah. Herh see how you were calm and you took everything so easy and simple, massa I throw salute for you my boss.
Quincy: Shut up over there, next time again go and throw blows that isn’t meant for you to throw, if they grabbed you like you will see how hot your body is going to be, I can’t imagine that guy in the camouflage laying his hands on you. I believe he will beat you to the extent that you will even forget your name.
Michael Ansah: Massa drop that one because they will never lay their hands on me on this earth.
Henrietta Barnor: (walks out from the washroom looking all radiant and ravishing) Please is everything alright guys? I thought I heard some voices in here?
Quincy: Oh yes what you heard is true, some tough and criminal looking men came into this room looking for you and Kwaku Mike. They wanted to even enter into the washroom and find out who exactly was inside there but I managed to divert their actions towards entering the washroom.
Henrietta Barnor: Oh woooow you are such a brave guy to face those tough and rigid guys. I don’t know why they didn’t use force this time around to enter your washroom to check who was inside there and where did Mr Bukom Banku also hide that they didn’t get to see him.
Quincy: Hahahaha Mr Bukom Banku can you please answer the question that is been addressed to you.
Michael Ansah: Oh I was in the kitchen waiting for them to enter the kitchen, the way I would have given them a fight erh, like they will never forget, herh like they will regret coming over to this place even.
Quincy: (laughing and talking at the same time) Oh yeah I trust you Mr Bukom Banku, eeeiii some people can brag. See my dear this man here erh, if he had the power to enter the wall in the kitchen like he will do it, when I went into the kitchen to get glass for the leader of the bad guys I saw my man hiding behind the fridge and giving me signs not to raise an alarm for the bad guys to see him. See he was scared more than a chicken who had escaped death on a 25th December.
Henrietta Barnor: Really? So he was hiding and he is trying to play the role of Hercules erh?
Michael Ansah: Me I was only taking cover first, in the battle field you must first access the strenght and tactics of your enemy or opponents before you attack, for me I was only drawing plans on how to attack even before they saw me.
Quincy: Mr attacker brag more for me, give me more gist on your battle tactics my squadron commander.
Michael Ansah: If they tried anything funny erh, like you guys will clap your hands for me.
Quincy: Oh really? See they have opened the door again.
Michael Ansah: (tries to run back to the kitchen again to hide) My friend becareful ooo, don’t you know some jokes are very expensive? See been careful or taking care of yourself is not a sign of cowardry when it comes to a fight wai.
Quincy: Ebi you dey there Kwaku Mike Sampson the strong man.
Henrietta Barnor: Hahahahaha you guys are very funny and you are making me enjoy your company, please can I get pomadge?
Quincy: Oh yes please check that part of the wardrobe for the pomadge and body spray, you can join me to watch tele or you can go to sleep, unfortunately for you, you are going to share the bed with your bodyguard or betterstill Mr Bukom Banku the boxer who accesses his opponents before attacking.
Michael Ansah: Hey make study before I start punching you, please am going to shower but please help me boil water so I use it to press my wounds.
Henrietta Barnor: Did you get yourself injured whiles you confronted Albert?
Michael Ansah: Oh no my dear, I was involved in an accident yesterday and please Quincy drop some amount of salt in the water you boil for me.
Henrietta Barnor: So have you been to the hospital?
Michael Ansah: Oh yes I went to the hospital and the injury was stitched for me.
Henrietta Barnor: Mmmm then I will say it’s too early to start pressing your wounds as you stated, the wounds shouldn’t get in contact with water for now so please I would advice you rather get water, soap and towel to clean your body rather.
Michael Ansah: Mmmmm but I don’t know how to do that ooo?
Henrietta Barnor: (smiles) Okay then I will do it for you, I will clean some parts of your body for you so that you go into the washroom to clean your private part.
Quincy: Mmmm me too am having the same problem oh.
Michael Ansah: Eeeeiiiii susupon people dey town, if your mother die wey you say she sleep, she go wake up for us to see.
Quincy: What do you mean Mr man?
Michael Ansah: I didn’t say anything ooo, I was only doing rehearsal to the song am going to record soon.
Maabena Boaduwaa’s House:
On phone:
Maabena Boaduwaa: Hey Doris why are you calling me at this time of the night? Is everything alright?
Doris: There is trouble on the mountain Maabena, why didn’t you compile the list the matron asked you to work on for her before you left the hospital?
Maabena Boaduwaa: Which list are you talking about and for the matron I don’t remember even coming in contact with her the whole of last night. Are you sure this is not one of you silly jokes?
Doris: Ah am not joking Maabena, why would I pick my phone and call you at this ungoldly hour and play pranks on you? Come and see how the doctor is very angry and yelling at the matron, I even got part of the anger cake he was sharing.
Maabena Boaduwaa: My dear am not awarw of anything and the matron didn’t give me any work or assignment to do on her behalf.
Doris: If you say you don’t know anything about what I asked you then prepare yourself very well to meet the doctor tomorrow morning, you know how strict he is and how difficult it is to convince him sometimes. I only wanted you to know the matter on ground first so that you prepare yourself well when coming to work tomorrow morning. Let me go back to work so you also catch some sleep, good night (call ends)
Maabena Boaduwaa: (talking to herself) Ah what is Doris talking about, is she joking or she is serious about it? I didn’t even talk to the matron or even come across her last night so what is Doris talking about? But wait ooo, Doris won’t also pick her phone at this time of the night to call me just to pull my legs or play pranks on me, whatever it is I will get to the bottom of the matter. When I get to the bridge I will know how to cross the river, whatever plan the matron has for me I will face it squarely after all am a proud Tuesday born who fears nothing and I mean nothing.
Meanwhile the boys of Albert have also combed every part of the area Albert gave them but they didn’t get to see anyone who fits into the description that was given to them. Now going back to break the news to him was the biggest problem they have especially the leader of the bad guys……..
To be continued
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