Opana – Episode 32

Opana – Episode 32

© Akoto Alexander

Henrietta Barnor: Albert am sick and tired of this jealous attitude of yours, so if am dating you does it mean I don’t have the right to talk to any man or guy again?

Albert: Is it me that you are talking to like that? You b***h, after all that I have done for you and your stupid family you still have mouth to exchange words with me when am talking to you huh?

Henrietta Barnor: Hold it there Mr!!! I never forced you to assist my family in any way, you claim you did it for them because you love me so why are you now boasting with it? We were not eating stones and neither were we begging for food before we eat, you better watch your utterances towards me because if you continue with this childish attitude of yours, I will be forced to walk out for this unhealthy relationship.

Albert: I knew you were seeing another guy somewhere that is why you have changed towards me recently. Now you talk back at me when I talk, when you had no one and you were nobody when I sneeze even you ask if I was calling you, now you think you have seen all the branding that a woman should be exposed to so you do what you want, all you this women you are the same and am regretting taking you as my girlfriend you slut.

Henrietta Barnor: Hey hold it there Mr!!! If I was a slut and you were craving for me over and over, then what does it make of you? See I have had it up to here and I won’t condone your foolishness and childish behaivour anymore, Albert have I ever complained seeing you in bed with any other girls before? Have you ever seen me in a very compromising state with any guy before? Do I even hide things from you when I go out and come back to meet you, don’t I give you a rundown of the things I did whiles I was out there. Grow up Albert!!! Grow up!!

Albert: Foolish girl, you have to guts to open that watery mouth to insult me, I will beat the living hell out of you right over here. (raises his hand to slap Henrietta)

Michael Ansah:(screams at Albert) Hey!!! Don’t you there raise you filthy hands on that pretty lady you bully, why don’t you pick up on someone of your size and gender? You are been a bully and a stupid idiot, touch her and I will rearrange your ugly face for you, you baboon.

Albert: And where from this village champion, so she has employed you to bodyguard her now huh? If you don’t vanish from my sight this moment I will so deal with you that your friends and family members won’t be able to recognise you when you get to your dirty stinking house. Herh so you harlot is that how you chose to thank me after all I did for you when I picked you out from that dilapidated neighborhood that you and your wretched family were living in.

Michael Ansah: Hey I won’t allow you to disrespect the lady infront of me, if you don’t have respect for women I will teach you how to accord women or ladies with respect. I don’t know why God sometimes decide to enrich and entrust wealth into the hands of arrogant people like your type.

Henrietta Barnor: Excuse me Mike can you please let me handle this problem on my own.

Michael Ansah: Herty I won’t allow this baboon to molest and intimidate you here on this deserted road without intervening on your behalf. I don’t trust this bully who has no respect for ladies.

Albert: Village champion did you hear what my girlfriend said to you? She said she can handle it all by herself and that she doesn’t need your unwarranted service and even it is none of your business (slaps her girlfriend with the back of his hand)

Michael Ansah: Hey!!! I warned you not to touch that innocent lady and you went against my order now don’t blame me for my actions towards you (drops his bag and rushes to Albert, he slaps Albert twice and lands a blow in his chest which makes him fall down)

Albert: (throws dust into the eyes of Kwaku Mike and he also attacks him) You think am a mummies boy erh, today you will smell pepper you bas***d, I will ki*ll and bury you here right this moment without anyone knowing. Foolish idiot!!!

Michael Ansah: Before you do that I will rather give you the free ticket to join your ancestors at the graveyard you spoilt brat, when next you see someone older than you, you won’t call for his trouble. (intercept a blow Albert throws at him then lands Albert with a blow on his mouth twice which starts to make him bleed from the mouth, he falls on the floor and Henrietta holds Kwaku Mike so that he won’t beat Albert any further)

Albert: (spits the blood in his mouth then rushes to his car) You have the guts, nerves and audacity to raise you dirty hands on me huh? If I don’t ki*ll you today then am a coward and fool, you have won the battle but I will win the war you stupid fool.

Henrietta Barnor: (sensing danger and knowing what Albert can do) Mike come with me right this moment because he had a pistol hidden in his letter box inside his car, he doesn’t respect anyone when he has that pistol in his hand. I can’t afford to lose someone who came to render assistance to me when my unromantic boyfriend tried to beat me.

Michael Ansah: Did you say he has a pistol inside his letter box inside his car? My dear come and let’s go because the slighest mistake we make your guy might finish us here and no one will get to know of it.

Henrietta Barnor: Where do we go from here? I don’t know anywhere around this place because I only came to shop here.

Albert: (talking to himself) Where the f**k is my car key even, I can’t find the f****ng key in my pocket. Let me call the boys to come to my rescue but for this idiot I will deal with him rigidly without any compassion or mercy. He had the impudence to lay his filthy hands on me, see how he beat me like a class one boy and how my mouth and designer shirt is stained with my own blood, I swear I will ki*ll him and bury him without anyone getting to know.

Michael Ansah: Don’t worry my dear, just follow me and don’t stop running because our lives are in danger as at now.

Henrietta Barnor: So why did you involve yourself in this issue the first place, see the problem you have caused me and yourself. Albert will never forgive any of us, for you I fear what he will do to you when he lays his hands on you.

Albert: (on phone) Where the f**k are you man?

Unknown Person: Senior am around the place we did yesterday’s mission.

Albert: Are you alone?

Unknown Person: No please am with the boys.

Albert: Good am also around that place and am close to the cluster of schools, some village champion attacked me from behind and really dealt with me mercilessly. He even took my woman along as he was running away.

Unknown Person: Whaaaaat? Is that person mad? Did he smoke a pregnant woman sh*t? Does he know who you are and does he love his life? Herh I and the boys will peal his skin off his body and make his life unbearable for him, he will beg for death to come and even take him away.

Albert: Hurry up and come here.

Unknown Person: We will be there in a jiffy.

Albert: Alright am waiting for you by my car because I can’t even find my car key. (cuts call)

Michael Ansah: This is not the time for all this apportioning of blames let’s get out of here first. (Kwaku Mike and Henrietta Barnor run through the dark and in no time they get to the door of Quincy and he knock with all his strength)

Quincy: Hey who the hell is that knocking my door like he is a mad person, did I tell you that am deaf so I can’t hear when you knock my door gently?

Michael Ansah: Bro it’s me please open the door before something bad happens to us.

Quincy: (hurriedly opens the door) Come inside fast but who is this beautiful lady and who is chasing after you guys? Did you bump into those bad guys again?

Michael Ansah: (panting out of breath) This lady is Henrietta Barnor, I saved her from her boyfriend’s hands, the guy was beating her mercilessly and since I couldn’t watch her been ill treated like that I intervened and when the guy proved stubborn, I gave him a piece of me, I mean I beat him and I was informed that he is having a gun with him in his car so we be to run for our dear lives before something happens to us.

Quincy: (screaming) You did what? Mike do you realise what mess you have gotten yourself in? Do you think this guy will let go just like that? Why didn’t you walk away when he wasn’t listening to your plea when you wanted to make peace between his girlfriend and him.

Michael Ansah: I think he called someone or people to come to his rescue even.

Quincy: (holds and drags Kwaku Mike to his kitchen) What the hell is wrong with you bro, see even the first mess you got yourself in we haven’t cleared the mess yet and you are doing everything you can to compound the problem at hand. Why? Kwaku Mike why?

Michael Ansah: (starts to feel the strangling again) Aaaaash, my neck, my neck gosh the pain is very serious this time around, oh God help me.

Quincy: (feeling concerned) Hey what is the problem bro? What is wrong with you?

Michael Ansah: I think our lives is in danger please do you best to hide the lady so that her boyfriend won’t be able to see her at your end. I will be fine in know time.

Quincy: Hey what are you saying? Why are you scaring me now with the weird attitude you are displaying this evening. (his phone starts to ring)

On phone:

Quincy: Hey baby what’s up?

Maabena Boaduwaa: Am home my love, is Kwaku Mike back?

Quincy: (contemplating if he should tell her the problem Kwaku Mike brought back to his place) Mmmmm…. Mmmm…. Mmmmmm he is back.

Maabena Boaduwaa: Why are you stammering, is everything alright or you want me to come to your end again?

Quincy: No!! No!! No!! My dear am very fine, if you come where will you sleep? You know I have a guest with me now so I can’t host you during the night again.

Maabena Boaduwaa: Okay but why were you stammering when you first answered the call and where is Mike now? I want to hear his voice so I confirm he is back and safe at your end because something in me is telling me that all is not well.

Quincy: (playing smart) Oh he is washing down in the washroom and I was stammering because I was watching an emotional movie on the tele that is why I was stammering. You know am a very emotional person.

Maabena Boaduwaa: Oh yes I know how you act like a woman when watching such movies, hahahahahaha so what tv station is showing that movie so that I change the channel and watch some, you know I have come to love such movies.

Quincy: Mmmm it is on a USB flashdisk and not on a digital tv station.

Back at Albert’s car:

Albert: Hey am here and why did it take you too long to get here?

Unknown Person: Sorry senior, the cluster of schools are three in this area so we couldn’t tell the exact school you were standing close to.

Albert: Well the important thing is that you are here now. Have you seen what the bas***d has done to me?

Unknown Person: Jesus Christ!!!! Why is the guy a boxer or kick boxer, see how your lips has swollen like a mother pig, herh the guy really beat you from his heart paa oooo.

Albert: Nonsense!!! Are you trying to make fun of me or what? Comb the entire place and fish him out for me, if you have to beat people for the to release information about him, do it and don’t forget he went with that stupid girl I call my lover…….

Was it necessary for Kwaku Mike to engage himself in a fight with Albert?

Will Kwaku Mike escape this man hunt or not?

What do you think will happen next?

To be continued

 

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