Diary Of A Legonite 2 – Episode 15

Diary of a Legonite 2 Episode 15 (Good Life)

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Dear Diary,

So the thing is, after my rather weird bed paly with Bryan my Boyfriend, I did well by sleeping over only to be awoken by Shanty who had called early on, It was already past 9Am, and I have slept for so long, Bryan was not in the room, and his car was not parked at the parking lot either, so He was gone to lectures, He has like Three classes today, but me, am free like a bird, the lecturer isn’t coming.

I quickly called Shanty to check on her, she didn’t pick up, so I made my way to my room, where I knew she’d be.

 

 

On opening the door, I was surprised at who was sitting on my bed and flipping through my SHS Diary, Warren Mensah.

 

 

“What on earth do you think you are doing with my diary?” I busted out

 

 

Warren Mensah: Oh sorry for reading through that, I couldn’t just help it

Me: And how did you know my room anyway

Shanty: Errm, he’s your visitor

Me: Shanty, meet Warren Mensah

 

 

Shanty eye lit, she looked keenly at him for some time before putting on a smile

 

 

Shanty: I knew it, that resemblance is really striking, look, I’ll leave you two here to talk

 

 

Warren Mensah: Sorry I didn’t inform you before coming, I was afraid you might not agree to see me

Me: I am bored because you read through my diary

Warren Mensah: I see you really wrote a lot about me, the Dad you never got to meet

Me: That was then, now I don’t, I’ve gotten over it

Warren Mensah: You have to forgive me for leaving you, I don’t really know the best words I can put together to apologize to you

Me: And you don’t have to improvise apologies, did you ever even imagine the hardships I went through growing up? Knowing very well I have nobody to call a Dad? I have felt like a bas***d the whole of my life and I still feel like a bas***d, I never had anyone to wish a father’s day; My Mum took all the glory, playing the role of a father and a mother at the same time.

Warren Mensah: I know, and I can’t forgive myself for that, as I told you guys, I did that for your own protection

Me: And you never called, or even wrote to us?

Warren Mensah: I had to cut communications with you guys, I didn’t want the CIA to know my where about

Me: How would they have known if you wrote a common letter?

 

 

It was a long convo, I didn’t know when I started laughing to his jokes and stuffs, by the time I realized it was almost 2pm, and I got to know Bryan was the brain behind all that…Am going to break his neck later.

 

 

But wait, who should we call a mother ,or a father, is it anyone who we are biologically parented to?, I don’t think so, we celebrated mother’s day with a whole lot of wishes to our Mothers, and some fathers got some accolades for playing the role of a Mother, and the same thing happens when we celebrate father’s day.

It’s always about the care, the love, the security and protection, who was really there to play those roles. You can’t dump your family for years without any reasonable reason, and later appear from nowhere and expect to be called a Father, or a Mother. Hell No…

Warren Mensah’s reason for leaving is quite clear and reasonable, but that not mean I’ll start calling him Dad…that is not how it works, It might happen maybe, but it will take a great deal of time.

 

 

Shark is just a silly guy; he had sex with his girlfriend. I mean when I saw him half naked told me he had had unprotected sex,and the girl is complaining of stomach pain followed by vomiting, like in Africa, that’s the best way to confirm pregnancy….Stomach pains and Vomiting. Until you see these two symptoms, you are not pregnant. That is according to our Nigerian Movies and Kumahood Movies…

But this time, the girl was really pregnant, I mean pregnant…

 

 

Shark: It’s not my fault, I tried using a condom, but she refused

Me: You are the guy here; you were the dominant one, so you decide what happens when you two have sex, for once, what were you thinking?

Shark: I couldn’t withdraw; I don’t know what came over me

Me: You know, you are about to become a father, so you better paly smart and stop all this things you doing

Shark: Play smart? I don’t get you, what do you mean by that?

Me: I mean go to the hospital and confirm before anything

Shark: Hmmm, I hear

 

 

But wait oo,I don’t get it, why will couple put themselves in this kind of situation when they know they wouldn’t be able to control it when the worse happen, some girls are just too smart, they want to enjoy the whole show forgetting that you will be the one who will bear the consequences greatly. And the guys, you know you are not using a condom, and you still went ahead to spurt all those motherf*****g substance into her, what do you think you will get as result…Cocoyam?

 

 

I later joined Shanty and Shampaigne at the Basketball court, Shampaigne was again embarrassing the guys with her three point shoots, and Danny seem to be taking all the accolades.

 

 

“Oh Charley, your woman dey drag we paa ooo, take her give me errr”…I heard one guy say

“Her, spy in body, I get her aaa,Ago hia nothing again,shoddy wey dey play Bball,Allah…Another said..

 

 

As for me and Shanty, we are good at nothing, we do well at minding our business, exercising the body was limited to walking, and the stairs we climb a day alone is enough to burn over billions of calories within our body…more than playing Basketball.

 

 

Shampaigne joined us after the game and we headed towards the hall, she was sweaty and looking even prettier in the sweat.

 

 

Shampaigne: You guys should exercise your body, try to

Shanty: See who is talking

Shampaigne: You know wha? Imma start hitting the gym wid you two

Me: Do wah?, Gym class, spare me that jokes, am not ready to toughen my body

Shampaigne: I have been training for years now, and my F*****g body is hotter than that you two, so wha TF are you telling me?

 

 

Shampaigne was right, she was more curved, nice skin, nice hair and etc. than her twin sister, not to even talk of me, am pretty ooo….am just trying to clarify how beautiful Shampaigne is.

She’s being hitting the gym every weekend, jogging with Danny and plays Basketball with guys.

 

 

NB: Girls, Give me one reason why we shouldn’t exercise?

 

 

To be Continued…

 

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