Diary Of A Legonite – Episode 2

DIARY OF A LEGONITE EPISODE 2

Dear Diary,

Am back, It was Adiya, she just called to remind me she wouldn’t be coming to the room tonight,hmm,I have a strong feeling this girl will definitely be laid tonight..Yes!

Aha, as I said early on, Shanty looked at me direct in the eye and I didn’t need to be a psychic to know what she wanted from me, Ok am sorry I didn’t tell you about him, I went to the library and then he suddenly appeared and we started having a convo, and nothing else, I stammered those words to her and she kept looking me in the face with her bulged eyes like that…

Am not asking for explanations Fafa,I really want to believe that guy engaged you in a convo,and you didn’t excuse yourself as usual?, I can’t really think far, the last time I checked you were supposed to be an androphobia,how come, did he use some kind of magic, and what were you guys discussing?, Shanty said,…I tried convincing her but she still demanded for whatever discussion that went on, I narrated everything I could remember, word to word, line by line…she sighed a relieve and we resumed walking, she smiled to herself and I wish I knew what she was thinking, I dared not ask her because she would say anything..

Shanty is a girl I can always be proud of, we are both age mates, but she is very smart and really knows how to deal with every situation, she’s more of my mother, look like their minds have been synced in a strange way, Ah well..

I parted ways with Shanty but she promised  to come to my room soon, I picked up my room key and went to my room, I threw myself on my bed to take a quick nap, but something was not right in the room, I could smell something funny, I started looking around the round and the first thing I noticed was that,Adiya’s bed wasn’t dressed as usual, her bed sheet was messed up like someone had slept on it, I again noticed two disposable cups, I checked closely and realized that, one cup had lipstick stained on its edges, and that lipstick is that of Adiya…Seriously, this girl is just a she-devil, I thought she was sick, I checked the fridge and my Don Simon was gone…I prayed myself to a cooled temper and walked to the washroom to free myself, and guess what I saw in the WC,A stubborn condom that refused to take part in their sins by refusing to go down the drain after being flashed, I did well by making sure it flashed, I knew this girl was just some kind of bed hopper, how can you come here with a guy, satisfy yourself and leave the mess for me to clean up, what nonsense?, She will come back and meet me here.

My attention was stolen when I heard someone trying to open my locked door, I knew immediately it was Shanty, I don’t remember the last time she knocked before entering this room..which sickness is that one too?

She looked at me and asked what was wrong, is she a psychic or what?, she seem to know my feelings by just looking at my face, I explained what I just witnessed and she didn’t look surprise

Look, Fafa, you think Virginity is dignity, or fun or whatever you want to term it…wait till your cherry is popped, and you wouldn’t really know the essence of being a virgin, She said.

But what was that supposed to mean Shanty, I asked her,

Hey, am not here to give you lectures on virginity or whatever, sit and let’s call Bryan now…

Whaaat?, Are you crazy, call who? Bryan?, what am I going to discuss with him for Christ’s sake?

I asked.

She had taken my handbag and was scoping out my books to look for the said paper that bears Bryan’s contact…where is the paper Fafa?,she asked.

I don’t really know, I replied

But my answer was soon falsified when the paper magically flew out of my bag and landed right in front of us, she took my phone and dialed the number, and before I could say jack, I heard “Hi hello Bryan speaking”…..

She gave me a sign to reply, I quickly hanged up the call after I’d taken the phone from her…

Shanty, what do you expect me to tell him?..I asked

No, He will start the convo,He asked you to call him right, so He must find something you guys can talk about, after all He is the guy, so relax and play nice…Am here with you Fafa…Shanty said

But you can just pick up the call and pretend to be me, so that I will play along…

Nope, look, He is calling back….

 

Me: Hello Bryan

Bryan: Ya, please may I know whom I speaking to?, no wait, are you Fafa?

Me: Yes

Bryan: Oh Thank God, I thought you wouldn’t call

Me:Oh no, I just charged my phone……”Shanty said something I didn’t hear, but i know that was an insult”..

Bryan: I just wanted that tell you how beautiful you are, I couldn’t tell you that in your face, am a bit gynophobia…

Me: Thank you Bryan….

Bryan: Am doing some assignment now, can we meet tomorrow, after lectures?

Me:Urrmm, Yes……That was Shanty replying on my behalf…I didn’t want to…I eyed her like a pregnant cat

Bryan: Good, I will give you a call tomorrow

Me:ok

Bryan: See you later, Goodnight

Me: Goodnight

 

The 3 minutes call to me was like an hour, I turned immediately to look at Shanty, who just gave me an impromptu date with Bryan.

Listen Fafa; just give him a chance, he is not telling you to marry him, is He?

Just give him a chance, at least you can be friends, who knows, something meaningful might happen…She said.

I know, but you should have allowed make the choice myself, I would have said yes anyway,…

Shanty teased me and we went back to grilling Adiya, my roomie who used our room as a breeder house.

Listen Fafa, she has the right to bring her boyfriend here ok; the only mistake she did was taking your Don Simon without telling you.

Ah, you think, what about the condom? I asked..

She didn’t hang that on your bed did she?, it was in the WC,or do you drink from the there, spare me those Virgin Gospels wai,Shanty said, she was making sense here, and I knew I had no reason to attack Adiya when she returns.

It was deeper in the night, I begged Shanty to sleep over

She said she would if only I agree to sleep on Adiya’s bed…

No, am not sleeping on that, it’s soaked with sweats from Adiya and her boyfriend…

And before I knew, Shanty had opened the door and shouted a goodnight; I locked the door, entered the washroom and took a shower.

I stepped out of the bath tub and viewed myself in the mirror, I saw my naked self and Shanty’s statement hit me like something I couldn’t explain…”What is the essence of being a Virgin”…

I thought over this as I walked to my bed, said a prayer and forced myself into sleep whiles smiling, But what the hell was that smile about tho’?

Dear Diary, I have a date tomorrow, lets chat later, bye

 

Yours faithful                                                                                                                                                           Dearest Me

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Dear Diary,

I couldn’t feel my back, it ached, look likes my house witches rode on my back to Ouagadougou and back…..I was just tired from lectures and all school activities….

I went to the washroom and did all things needed there and opened my wardrobe to prepare myself some breakfast, then I remembered I was out of sugar…oh c’mon…

I quickly opened Adiya’s wardrobe and took a reasonable quantity, after all she took my Don Simon, so no big deal…

I finished breakfast and was about leaving when I heard Shanty call my name whiles opening the door; she looked at me and burst out laughing…

Ah, what’s wrong, why are you laughing like that?….I asked…

For Christ’s sake you have a date, your first ever date, please wear something nicer than this Dashiki, and ah…Be sexy for once in your life…

Shanty, but what is wrong with this Dashiki?, its cool and I less wear it on campus, it was carefully selected wai, I protested.

Is not wrong wearing a dashiki ok, but wear something; everyone wears dashiki…but not to a date, just open your wardrobe and let’s get you something to wear…Shanty requested…

I opened my wardrobe and she started throwing my things out one by one until she saw this black dress I don’t remember the last time I wore that, I looked at her as she did a thumb up sign showing that dress was ok…I just took it ironed it before going to the washroom to change.

Wow, look at you, you look like Cinderella with a glass shoe, she teased…

Now wear that shoe and let me retouch your hair, after that, you will wear an invisible make up….Shanty said…

Whaat, that shoe?, Make up?….Why am I going to a royal wedding at the Buckingham Palace or what?

Please, let me just wear this dress for today, am not even comfortable in it, it shows my knees…Ah!..I complained…

 

After fifteen minutes, Shanty looked at me in the eye and told me how beautiful I was, and the necessity of  making myself appear beautiful, I looked  into the mirror and I felt a bit confident..

Thank you Shanty, I said whiles smiling….

Be gone now, you have lectures in fifteen minutes, Shanty said…

Yea, what about you, ain’t you going for lectures?, I asked..

Nope, I don’t have lectures on Thursdays, so I’ll be here on your bed…

Ok, I’ll call you immediately am ready to meet him,

Call me?, for what?

Oh, so that we can go together, or what do you say…

Fafa, you don’t seize to amaze me, look, it’s your date ok, you need some privacy, and this is the time you need to talk to a guy without me being around you ok…

Ok Shanty, I’m gone, but don’t mess up my room…

Aluta is coming here, and I’ll be hosting him in this room, on your bed, so call me when you are coming….

Whaat, on my bed? What’s wrong with you guys, this room is not a hotel oooo…I cried out loud…

Madam, if the lecturer enters the hall before you, you know the consequence…

I started leaving before she could complete her sentence…

I stepped into the lecture hall and all eyes were on me, the guys, the ladies, the lesbians and even the homosexuals were looking at me as if I were some kind of alien, I made my way to my seat near Shark who had his eyes glued to my shoes…

WTF! Fafa, you look so gorgeous, where are you going?, Beauty contest, photoshoot,or you finally  got your senses back?

Shark, can you please shut up, you making everyone look at me, please…I pleaded…

Ok, so tell me, what are you up too Fafa…? You know you have to tell me before I do my own investigation, Shark said…

Ok, am going to meet this guy….

Wait!!,guy?, I knew it, I knew you two were up to something, I just wanted time to confirm it,yes,I knew it…Shark said..

Hey c’mon, you knew what? What two are you talking about, tell me but try to keep your voice low…

“Shark couldn’t keep his voice low because of his hearing disability; his voice is always too loud or too silent”…

I saw you with this guy yesterday at the library, Is He that guy?

Shark! Have you been trailing me? You were supposed to be in your room at that time, so how come you were at the library…?..I asked him looking surprised…

I wasn’t trailing you ok, I escorted Hun Ying to return a book she borrowed from the librarian…So you see, I wasn’t trailing you, I just chanced on you…

“Hun Ying is that annoying Japanese girl I told you about yesterday”…

Ok Shark, Yes, that’s the guy, ok…But promise to keep your mouth shut about this…

Ok, I promise….Shank said…

So, why are you guys meeting? Shark asked…

You know, Queen Elizabeth II is 91years old, do you know why? I asked…

No I don’t, Shark replied with this weird look…

Because she has been minding her business…I said teasingly…lol.

You can choose not to tell me ok, I’ll know it anyway…No big deal…Shark said

By the way, Robert Mugabe of Zimbabwe is 93years, and he cannot mind his business…What about that? Shark asked…

I don’t care, I said silently, because the lecturer just ended and started writing some something bi on the board, I am not ready for any quiz this morning, I have a date and wouldn’t like to be delayed….Tsw!..

The quiz lasted for two hours, I was so bored that I felt like vanishing out if the lecture hall, I signed a big relieve when He finally asked us to stop work and present our papers, I did that immediately and started leaving with Shark asking me to wait for him, I pretended I didn’t hear him and continued walking whiles trying take my phone out of my handbag.

Whaat?,7 missed calls from Bryan?…OMG!,I quickly called his number but it didn’t go through because I had no airtime, I had to borrow Shark’s phone who heckled me for refusing to wait for her, He gave it out anyway…

I again called, but the phone was switched off, I tried again and again, but same result, I returned the phone to Shark and promised to see him in the evening whiles going towards the library.

I was going to check whether I will find him there since He has been visiting the place, I searched everywhere and the guy was nowhere to be found…Oh God!!

I made my way out and started walking towards me resident hall, I bought some airtime and kept trying to reach him, I had to give up tho’…

When I reached my room, I tried opening the door but it was locked from inside…

Fafa is that you?…That was Shanty asking…

Yea it’s me, c’mon open the door…I said…

Please, hung out somewhere, I’ll call you when He’s gone ok, She banged the door afterwards…

Oh God, where am I going now, wait! Shanty was not wearing her bra, Oh Lawd; someone is defiling my bed….Ah…What is all this sickness about…

I called Shark and told him I was coming to his room, at least I will get some latest Hollywood movies to watch…..He said ok…

I reached his room and opened the door forgetting to knock, and guess what I saw!!….

Shark was seriously locking lips with Hun Ying……They quickly separated when they saw me…

Fafa, don’t you know how to knock, “I think Shanty infected me with her sickness”…I told myself…

I apologized whiles looking at his face…

We will talk about this later ok, He said…

You better, I replied….

 

Diary, My day is just somewhat bad luck today, I will tell you the rest later, but for now, I have to watch Game of Thrones with Shark and that Hun Ying or whatever…Winter is indeed coming

Yours faithfuly

Dearest Me

 

 

NB: Dear Reader, Do you think Shanty is influencing Fafa negatively?

Your feedback is humbly required…

 

Dairy continues…

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